ENEMA
Greetings fellow runhead, class II water treatment operator, disgruntled internet porn searcher, or whoever you is be. No matter who you is be, we welcome you to the world of the Runoff. The land of NO3-N, PO4-3, anionic surfactants and sludge. Come on, dig back to high school chemistry and the talk of nitrates, phosphates and tertiary sludge treatment. We've plauged wastewater treatment operators and the Chesapeake Bay Foundation for years. They've tried to put us down for years, but we just wont go away. Not as long as GW is in office anyway....ok, forget you read that, this blog is non-partisan and will remain that way. Honest. Well... after this quick one: George Bush and GW Bush were dragging a deer out of the woods that they just shot while hunting. Another hunter approached pulling his deer along too. He said to them "Sirs, I don't want to tell you how to do something, but I can tell you that it's much easier to drag that deer the other way so the antlers don't dig into the ground". After the hunter was on his way, they decided to try it and George says to George, "you know, that guy was right, this IS alot easier!"
"Yeah" says George.."but we're getting farther from the truck".

So you may wonder why the title of this blog, "ENEMA". Well, the blog is supposed to be diareah of my mind so I thought I'd title it enema because I haven't had alot on my mind lately and the blog has been blank. Now, I honestly didn't know exactly how to spell enema, so I googled the word and found not only the spelling, but a wealth of knowledge about the history of enemas, their various uses and tips for application. It was facinating. Truely educational. You learn something new everyday and I'm always amazed by this phenomenon.
For example, just the other day, Sam realized that the word Saturday has the word "turd" in it. Who would've ever thought it?? Sam told me not long after his discovery and I too realized that I hand never before realized the subliminal text in the word SaTURDay. We both had learned something new! Now, get this....Sam told Ian of this amazing discovery and Ian was the recipiant of TWO new found pieces of knowledge. Not only had Ian never seen turd in SaTURDay, but Ian was under the presumption that TURD is spelled TERD, with an E. Ahhh...if you only could have seen the pure look of joy and amazement glistening from his face when he made these two amazing discoveries within seconds! Ben pretended to already have learned about this stuff at 2nd grade recess, but I think he was equally tickled in rediscovering these simple joys that life has to offer. Later that day we sat in a goose hunting pit with some 10oz budweisers and thunk more facinating thoughts.

Thats all for now folks. My mind feels much better now, very much so relieved. Join us next time for more in depth discussions about absolutely nothing. Topics will include: how Sam's banjo defied laws of gravity and jumped out of a guitar stand (sorry Sam), Ben's secret teriyaki deer jerky recipe and Ian's latest discovery. In the meantime, join us at Andy's SaTURDay 12/17 at 9:00 for the best noise pollution this side of the Chester. We'll be bringing new songs, old favorites, classic hodowns and enemas. All you need to bring is yourself and money to buy us whiskey shots at set break.

RUN gypsie RUN..........